6/24/2003 01:17:00 AM

Xeni.net Phonecam Blog: At dinner in Beverly Hills, one of the guests places a mysterious art-flyer on the table. Not a "missing dog," but a "missing God." Reward if found: everlasting salvation. There were rose petals and candles all over the table, and at one point, the flyer sort of spontaneously caught fire while everyone was gnawing on carpaccio. We all figured it was some kind of omen. Maybe God doesn't want to be found by way of flyers on telephone poles. Or maybe LA's just 0wnz0red by Satan.