4/11/2004 02:44:00 PM

Travis Henderson is a good friend of mine. This is his Orkut professional profile:

college/university: University of Kabul
occupation: I live off a trust fund
industry: Non-Profit, Program Development
job description: I travel alot and do whatever I want. I meet awesome people all over the world and spend money like it will never run out.
career Skills: Social engineering
career Interests: Find social justice through peace and violence.

The last line cracked me up.

I feel like a space monkey in Fight Club, "Do you know Travis Henderson?"